But did Charlotte O'Hara bother to "vet" her boyfriend as a suitable candidate first? Is he a dangerous Manchurian Candidate? Might his reported psychiatric issues cause him to grab his gun and shoot up the halls of Congress?
Haven't we had enough wrong-thinking armed veterans with PTSD or NPD/Narcissistic Personality Disorder from the Kansas City area for one month? (eg Cosmo Long, the Baton Rouge cop killer, who changed his name to an Egyptian version of Jesus and the slayer of Ramses II?)
How does this craziness happen? Follow the money, honey. And the mortgage. If you've just divorced your Honey Pot millionnaire hubby, and want to get outta Dodge, or rather your palatial Montana style southern OP mansion, well, Annie get yourself a gun-toting hunky boyfriend, prop his *ss up and why not gallop to Washington DC.
You can fool some of the people some of the time.
--Abraham Lincoln at the 1856 National Republican Convention
Just how 3D:ditsy/delusional and dumb is Charlotte O'Hara, the campaign manager and fixer for Greg Goode?
1. Well, many recall Jeff Roe's former politico pal, the late Pat Gray. When Charlotte ran against Annabeth Surbaugh for chairman of the Johnson County BOCC/Commission, the FIRST time out of two, Gray hustled Charlotte and the aging Mr. Sun Tea hubby, out of $675,000!!! Gray mailed postcards with virtually no copy. Just cupcakes on the cover art. Huh? She came in third, spending an estimated $33.75 PER VOTE!
2. I know. I came in fourth in that race in 2002. I spent a measly $7 grand, and received 10,000 votes. A cost of 70 pennies per vote. Pat Gray used to work for me. I said at the time, "If I had just spent $500 on an ad in The Pitch to land me a rich sugar daddy husband, I'd have won."
3. Charlotte O'Hara, a lovely woman in person and a good mom, five adopted kids, is known as the "Queen of Gallop-polling Ambition". She has told me twice about the
BROWNBACK FAMILY DYNASTY PLAN!!
|I have a dream....of no taxes...|
Oops. Time for Plan B. So like Scarlett O'Hara at Tara, Charlotte O'Hara divorces--or is divorced by--the Sun Tea Sugar Daddy. (Think Anna Nicole Smith.)
Scarlett/I mean Charlotte loses mansion!!!!
Stalks and finds boyfriend Greg Goode. Retired Army Lt. Colonel. And if she can just manage to fool enough voters to get her Manchurian Candidate through the Aug. R. primary, she can escape Tara, I mean her plans to move to Topeka, and gallop into Washington DC society.
|"I'll think of it all tomorrow. On K Street."|
|Gotta love a man in camo.|
|Oops--she didn't see this on Match.com!|
To read about serial rageaholic veteran and candidate for Congress, Greg Goode, read the companion story on our sister political satire and commentary site: www.JocoPost.com
There is a 170 page investigative report of his past.
RIP, Pat Gray. You woulda loved this campaign.