Tuesday, July 19, 2016

Sam Brownback's crazy cousin Charlotte is trying to sneak her PTSD boyfriend Greg Goode into the halls of Congress--with a gun!!! Election fixing and bribery charges??

The dumbest serial campaigner in Johnson County is Charlotte O'Hara.  As a three time failed candidate for various offices, and newly divorced from Mr. Sun Tea (aged 83??) now she is trying to get her new handsome unvetted PTSD veteran boyfriend, Greg Goode, elected to replace respected member of the powerful House Appropriations Committee, Kevin Yoder in Congress.

But did Charlotte O'Hara bother to "vet" her boyfriend as a suitable candidate first?  Is he a dangerous Manchurian Candidate?  Might his reported psychiatric issues cause him to grab his gun and shoot up the halls of Congress?

Haven't we had enough wrong-thinking armed veterans with PTSD or NPD/Narcissistic Personality Disorder from the Kansas City area for one month?   (eg Cosmo Long, the Baton Rouge cop killer, who changed his name to an Egyptian version of Jesus and the slayer of Ramses II?)

How does this craziness happen?  Follow the money, honey.  And the mortgage.  If you've just divorced your Honey Pot millionnaire hubby, and want to get outta Dodge, or rather your palatial Montana style southern OP mansion, well, Annie get yourself a gun-toting hunky boyfriend, prop his *ss up and why not gallop to Washington DC.

You can fool some of the people some of the time.
--Abraham Lincoln at the 1856 National Republican Convention

Just how 3D:ditsy/delusional and dumb is Charlotte O'Hara, the campaign manager and fixer for Greg Goode?

1.  Well, many recall Jeff Roe's former politico pal, the late Pat Gray.  When Charlotte ran against Annabeth Surbaugh for chairman of the Johnson County BOCC/Commission, the FIRST time out of two, Gray hustled Charlotte and the aging Mr. Sun Tea hubby, out of $675,000!!!  Gray mailed postcards with virtually no copy.  Just cupcakes on the cover art.  Huh?  She came in third, spending an estimated $33.75 PER VOTE!

2.  I know.  I came in fourth in that race in 2002.  I spent a measly $7 grand, and received 10,000 votes.  A cost of 70 pennies per vote.  Pat Gray used to work for me.  I said at the time, "If I had just spent $500 on an ad in The Pitch to land me a rich sugar daddy husband, I'd have won."

3.  Charlotte O'Hara, a lovely woman in person and a good mom,  five adopted kids, is known as the "Queen of Gallop-polling Ambition".  She has told me twice about the
I have a dream....of no taxes...
Cousin Sam was in the US Senate at the time.  He realized how jacked up that was, so he was coming home to Kansas, would run and serve as Governor twice, (which he now has) then ascend to the Presidency from here. (Oops.)  She would run for Ks. Senate, (oops, third loss in a row) and then take the Governorship.  (How's that workin' for ya?)

Oops.  Time for Plan B.  So like Scarlett O'Hara at Tara, Charlotte O'Hara divorces--or is divorced by--the Sun Tea Sugar Daddy. (Think Anna Nicole Smith.)

Scarlett/I mean Charlotte loses mansion!!!! 
Stalks and finds boyfriend Greg Goode.  Retired Army Lt. Colonel.  And if she can just manage to fool enough voters to get her Manchurian Candidate through the Aug. R. primary, she can escape Tara, I mean her plans to move to Topeka, and gallop into Washington DC society.
"I'll think of it all tomorrow.  On K Street."
4.  So O'Hara skips the vetting process, well, maybe a couch audition.
Gotta love a man in camo.
Oops--she didn't see this on Match.com!
 She runs the new boyfriend for Congress, on a strategy of voting out all incumbents.  Reportedly, it was Charlotte O'Hara who sought out Kansans for Life for Goode's endorsement.  Instead he took the fake version, a volunteer ministry fraught with a dreadful past history, called Kansas Coalition for Life.  Ks. Coalition for Life is a small group in Wichita who are the Troy Newman group of folks who refuse to get along with anyone, and as you may recall, his secretary CHERYL Sullinger's phone number was found in GEORGE TILLER'S murderer car when he was arrested. If you google CHERYL, you will find she is a FEDERAL FELON FOR ATTEMPTING TO BLOW UP A WEST COAST ABORTION CLINIC.

To read about serial rageaholic veteran and candidate for Congress, Greg Goode, read the companion story on our sister political satire and commentary site: www.JocoPost.com

There is a 170 page investigative report of his past.

RIP, Pat Gray.  You woulda loved this campaign.
--Tracy Thomas


  1. What are Yoder's views on unsolicited bulk email?

    1. I think you'd need to ask him. This is the least of our worries, frankly. If you don't like the big postcards, throw them away. Or do like I am doing this week, with a fellow artist:make them into paper mache sunflowers.

    2. Email not mail. Physical mail is limited by budget - additional pieces cost more. The marginal cost of sending more email is almost zero. I assume you are not granting permission for your email address to be added to tons of lists? And most email service providers prohibit sending bulk email to those who have not explicitly opted in. I am not claiming any particular politician is violating the terms of their agreement - I'd have to know more details first.

    3. Again, anonymous--please ask Yoder yourself. I do not have the resources to be a reporter, just a commenter.
      That said, I completely agree with you!!!!! I do not share, I opt out constantly, it's a big time suck, all this spam. I do recommend Gmail. They do a great job of sorting the spam into promotions. It takes alot of time to go to the bottom of each to Unsubscribe. I have also used the spam reporting button. With little success. Good luck. Report back, OK? Kevin Yoder is a great guy who does the right thing.

    4. Do you have his direct email address?

    5. Sorry, no inside access. Use the regular email--he has a very good staff.

    6. Seriously, I am not your personal secretary!

    7. They don't post a "regular" email address on his website. Guess they don't want to receive unsolicited bulk email!

    8. You are apparently incredibly ignorant or stubborn. Yoder's Congressional site clearly states they do not answer email from outside the district. There is a verification process before you can submit.
      So follow the yellow brick road, if you live in Yoder's district, or if you do not, you may send snail mail that must go thru a 6 month scrub due to anthrax. And leave me out of it. You have used up your good will.
      Email Me
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      Regrettably, I am unable to reply to any email from constituents outside of the district. Please enter your zip code to verify residency and go to the next step:

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      If you do not know the four digit +4 extension for your zip code, please check the U.S. Postal Service website for more information.

      If you have any difficulties, please phone (202) 225-2865 or report a website problem.

      In other words, google it, bro.

  2. Sometime last year you chided me for my comments on another blog that you characterized as not "christian". After reading your blogs and your nasty snark, it's clear you have no idea what "Christian" is. Grow up Tracy.

  3. BTW, I don't care if you approve the prior comment for publication. It's only meant for you.

  4. Hey, Kansas Scout: Being snarky does not disqualify one as being Christian. Remember Jesus took on the moneychangers in the temple!


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